Today the electoral college ends Donald's Trump's presidency and elects Joe Biden to replace him. Historians will try to capture how America lost their way. Certain cultural touchstones like Dr Oz promoting Cambridge Analytica must be preserved. #WhatALongStrangeTripItsBeen 
We will also need Disney to properly program Trump's robot.
Certain moves like throwing paper towels to clean up hurricanes are repeatedly meeting with midgets should be choreographed into a Broadway play called Trump! The Musicial! ctvnews.ca/world/america-…
Buying Greenland was one of my favorites. I mean this is prime Shark Tank scripting here. abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump…
I am recommending a museum that functions as a reality show giving us the time and insight to understand WTF happened for future generations. Hiring his family was another great plot line. And the people he didn't hire from his family were even funnier.
In addition to the play, museum we will need a Liebrary. The Trump Liebrary can be interactive and educational. Kids can be given words on blocks and make Trump speeches out of them. Or with some coaching normal speeches. usatoday.com/in-depth/news/…
Since a lot of people like Devin Nunes, Steve Bannon, George Nader, Erik Prince, Elliott Broidy might need employment next year they can act as interpretive guides providing knee slapping narratives that make every exhibition and comedy act entertaining. nytimes.com/2020/06/25/us/…
just the explosion of music written about Trump could fill an entire Sirius channel. Some days it's hard to listen and watch all the parody songs and comic acts. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Tr…
Compare this to how Trump was a little known a low class grifter who pretended to be a billionaire in TV and movies before he was President. Now he is a well known, low class grifter who pretends to be a billionaire.
There would also be special interactive rooms for Trump Charity Management, Trump Casino Management and a special section just for Trump Tax Management where people like Hunter Biden could get free tax advice on how not to pay taxes. foxnews.com/politics/hunte…
If you pay extra, and just before you live the exhibits there is a special section called Trump's Rub 'N Tug where you have George Nader do a sweaty lap dance and have Arab dictators throw money on you to change your opinion about the Trump Liebrary.
Finally the tour ends with a souvenir exit...or Brexit photo where Israeli software secretly superimposes a BrexitGasm expression on every Trump Liebrary visitor. mirror.co.uk/science/half-b…
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