“That bastard isn’t gonna get away with this. I mean, what is going on in this country when a scumsucker like that can get away with sandbagging a Doctor of Education? You're talking to a Doctor of Education!” -- Dr. Jill Biden, "Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '20" 
"You scurvy shyster bastard," I said. "Watch your language! You're talking to a Doctor of Education!...Pay no attention to this swine," I said to the hitchhiker. "He can't handle the medicine. Actually, we're both Doctors of Education ..."
-- Dr. Jill Biden
-- Dr. Jill Biden
We were somewhere around DC on the edge of the city when the drugs began to take hold. And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car. "What are these goddamn animals?"
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser"
“Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.” -- Dr. Joe Biden
“Turn the goddam music up! My heart feels like an alligator!”
“Jesus Creeping God! Is there a priest in this tavern? I want to confess! I'm a fucking sinner! Venal, mortal, carnal, major, minor - however you want to call it, Lord... I'm guilty.”
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