Joe Biden, Esq.: "And let's have a big hand for Kamala Harris, the first Vice-President to be black and American Indian. I mean, Native Indian. No, she's American-Asian. Sorry, Asian-Asian. I mean, she's a Person of Colored. Just look at her!" 
I look forward to Joe trying to remember the phrase "Tamil Brahmin" in reference to Harris:
"Kamala, I'm proud to say, is America's first ever Vice President to be Top Ramen."
"Kamala, I'm proud to say, is America's first ever Vice President to be Top Ramen."
And who can forget Joe Biden's moving eulogy for George Floyd?
"We are gathered here today to remember our dearly beloved Boy George. I mean, Pink Floyd."
"We are gathered here today to remember our dearly beloved Boy George. I mean, Pink Floyd."
But I don’t have down yet the part where Joe Biden suddenly lashes out at his interlocutor with surprisingly vehement hostility, utterly convinced that’s it’s _your_ fault he’s a bumbler.
That out-of-nowhere edge is what distinguishes Joe from the stock amiable dunderhead characterizations traditionally used for Gerald Ford and Ronald Reagan.
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