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Delaney King. (insert blue tick here pls)

@delaneykingrox

15 Dec

One thing porn sites could do is filter and replace certain toxic words and phrases with much healthier alternatives.

For example:

G̶u̶y̶ Gentleman with ̶M̶a̶s̶s̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶C̶o̶c̶k̶ a charming personality
̶A̶n̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶t̶r̶o̶y̶s̶ has an enoyable afternoon with S̶l̶u̶t̶t̶y̶ ̶t̶e̶e̶n̶ a young empowered lady of consenting age.

B̶i̶g̶ ̶t̶i̶t̶t̶ey ̶L̶e̶s̶b̶i̶a̶n̶s̶ bisexual women ̶S̶w̶a̶p̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶o̶a̶d̶ comfortable in the safety of their partners sexual health ̶G̶e̶t̶ ̶s̶l̶a̶m̶m̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ enjoy the company of a ̶W̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶h̶u̶n̶g̶ ̶E̶u̶r̶a̶s̶i̶a̶n̶ gentleman.

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Delaney King. (insert blue tick here pls)

@delaneykingrox

15 Dec

https://twitter.com/meganroseruiz/status/1338540900990017537

Go to art school.

Lemme tell you this. Art schools are full of depressed, jaded, failed artists working as teachers to raise enough money to fuel their alcholism and boy, do they not want to be outshone by their students.

https://twitter.com/meganroseruiz/status/1338540900990017537

The only thing I learned was how to make up "sales worthy bullshit" to be able to con rich wankers into buying whatever random shit I threw at a canvas.

Mmm, the blues really do speak to the lost childhood we all pine for. The dash of silver, a glimpse, a glimmer of hope.

I left the university annoyed at the empty, blood sucking nature of it all. So did another girl.

Years later we ran into each other, both now successful artists. Those that stayed? Yeaaaaah not so much.

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Delaney King. (insert blue tick here pls)

@delaneykingrox

13 Dec

I just watched the English version of The Grudge and I really want to remake the hell out of it.

And what sucks is I cannot find the original on streaming to compare back.

This version feels odd to me because the editing seems all over the shop to me, and moments that require time to soak in the character's experiences just seems hacked off.

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Delaney King. (insert blue tick here pls)

@delaneykingrox

13 Dec

Proud Boys are just Hitler Youth with expensive moustaces.

The hipster youth.

All that pricey locally sourced, eco friendly pomade and open razor barber shop treatment and yet women still don't want to fuck you because you are still a douchebag.

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Delaney King. (insert blue tick here pls)

@delaneykingrox

13 Dec

Antifa is short for Anti-facist and here is a recipe for peppermint cremes.

Wisk 1 egg white, and a squeeze of lemon, 1/2 tsp of peppermint essence then add 500 grams of icing sugar. Combine and roll out 2cm thick on baking sheet. Cut into shapes, let set, destroy facism.

Mmmm. As delcious as destroying the cancer that is inciting hatred of minorities in order to gain totalitarian power over the masses.

You get better shapes if you use a cutter. I only had a spoon handy. Stopping those using scapegoating of the vulnerable so they can ransack a countries resources and enslave a workforce is preferable.

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Delaney King. (insert blue tick here pls)

@delaneykingrox

13 Dec

The one thing you cannot see in Animal Crossing New Horizons is the Horizon, in this Ted Talk I will be..

...and the ending of Deus Ex was not, infact, an example of Deus Ex Machina...

...Cyberpunk 2077 is not Cyberpunk in the least...

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