Lemme tell you this. Art schools are full of depressed, jaded, failed artists working as teachers to raise enough money to fuel their alcholism and boy, do they not want to be outshone by their students.
The only thing I learned was how to make up "sales worthy bullshit" to be able to con rich wankers into buying whatever random shit I threw at a canvas.
Mmm, the blues really do speak to the lost childhood we all pine for. The dash of silver, a glimpse, a glimmer of hope.
I left the university annoyed at the empty, blood sucking nature of it all. So did another girl.
Years later we ran into each other, both now successful artists. Those that stayed? Yeaaaaah not so much.
My advice? Get some friends who are growing as artists, do short courses together, do online courses, talk, share, grow together.
You get far, far more education condensed into absorbing from dozens of sources and points of view, than one scruffy master who stinks of gin.
Plus it is far cheaper.
You can learn so much these days just kicking back watching vids. Then your close circle can help you with feedback, giving you fresh eyes.
I mean, I *could* have a degree in fine arts...
*points at long arts career*
...or one of these if you don't enjoy debt.
As for all the Byronesque crazy parties and hot sex... art school isn't actually like that. Mainly because everyone is depressed and heavily in debt.
Mainly it was about learning how to speak art sale bullshit.
And reading about how fucked up the salon system was, and what spawned bauhaus, and an entirely male focused perspective on art history.
Also the teacher made us break all the pencils we paid for harder than a B. Cunt.
You wanna learn? Go to life drawing classes. That's the core of learning art. Seeing, translating 3d to 2d, light, form, mass, shading, composition, anatomy, gesture, weight, balance, focal points, lines of energy, perspective... the core of this is life study. Plus boobs.
Wanna be an illustrator? Go to life drawing.
An animator? Go to life drawing.
A sculptor? Life drawing.
An architect? Not kidding, go to life drawing.
Level design artist? Life drawing.
Bitch, get your ass to life drawing. Thank me later.
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I was hacking this sick mainframe and was riding hard against black ICE, so I used a little trojan IMP I whipped up to derez it, and like I totally forgot to initialize the cluster derouter and so it went ronin after punching through the data wall.
I just watched the English version of The Grudge and I really want to remake the hell out of it.
And what sucks is I cannot find the original on streaming to compare back.
This version feels odd to me because the editing seems all over the shop to me, and moments that require time to soak in the character's experiences just seems hacked off.
Proud Boys are just Hitler Youth with expensive moustaces.
The hipster youth.
All that pricey locally sourced, eco friendly pomade and open razor barber shop treatment and yet women still don't want to fuck you because you are still a douchebag.
Antifa is short for Anti-facist and here is a recipe for peppermint cremes.
Wisk 1 egg white, and a squeeze of lemon, 1/2 tsp of peppermint essence then add 500 grams of icing sugar. Combine and roll out 2cm thick on baking sheet. Cut into shapes, let set, destroy facism.
Mmmm. As delcious as destroying the cancer that is inciting hatred of minorities in order to gain totalitarian power over the masses.
You get better shapes if you use a cutter. I only had a spoon handy. Stopping those using scapegoating of the vulnerable so they can ransack a countries resources and enslave a workforce is preferable.