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Medfield College drops from rankings after suspension for performance-enhancing flubber scandal
Let's face it, after the Flubber scandals, recruiting ineligible Tarzan boys, and cheating with computer cyborgs at the Quiz Bowl, Medfield deserves an NCAA death penalty
And then there was Medfield's cheating with invisibility formulas, "vitamin cereal," mind-reading / signal-stealing brain wave football helmets, and having Kurt Russell on scholarship 8 years. Filthiest athletic program ever
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This puts it in a different light. If all this means is that the State of New York has to remodel all of its museum gift shops to remove the Confederate paraphernalia aisles, I guess that's their business
"I need an extended thinkpiece to explain to me how rubbing one out on a work Zoom call could possibly lead to dismissal and ridicule" - the erudite sophisticates of the NY Times reader base
The Toobin rehabilitation & amnesia campaign proceeding just as I predicted
Many critics cite Goldfinger as Colonel Sanders's greatest film appearance, but for me it will always be Herschel Gordon Lewis's immortal epic Blast Off Girls. Handin' out chicken at groovy 60s Chicago go-go hullaballoo like a boss
And let's not forget Hell's Bloody Devils, and the Colonel's showstopping line "Isn't that the most wonderful chicken you ever ate?"