New College Power Rankings

1 Electoral
2 Cardinals
3 Faber
4 Wossamotta U
5 Springfield A&M
6 Okoboji
7 Miskatonic
8 Starfleet Academy
9 Musical Knowledge
10 South Harmon Institute of Technology
Medfield College drops from rankings after suspension for performance-enhancing flubber scandal ImageImage
Let's face it, after the Flubber scandals, recruiting ineligible Tarzan boys, and cheating with computer cyborgs at the Quiz Bowl, Medfield deserves an NCAA death penalty ImageImage
And then there was Medfield's cheating with invisibility formulas, "vitamin cereal," mind-reading / signal-stealing brain wave football helmets, and having Kurt Russell on scholarship 8 years. Filthiest athletic program ever ImageImageImageImage

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