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8 Dec, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Harbaugh you magnificent bastard
Michigan wisely prepare this week with doorknob licking drills
Dear Mr Kotter:

Please excuse Harbaugh from football Saturday, his team got the bat cooties.

Signed
Harbaugh's Mother
And my bookie laughed when I laid $100 on a Northwestern-Indiana Big Ten Championship Game in January.

Thank you, mysterious Gypsy woman!

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