A sheep thread ⬇️

Now some of you may remember I’ve got a stinking cold and sheep work to do today.

It didn’t start well.

First the mule wouldn’t start.

Then Farmer forgot me, or rather to help me get the mule, the bits and sort the race out again after the weekends clean

1
I’m in and out of the mule (once it finally started) opening and shutting gates.

Farmer gets a stern talking to.

Then our yard & road is filled with HiLine and Western Power vehicles who are here to turn the power off (oops forgot that)

One parked in the gateway to the ewes

2
So I have to walk it with the buckets of food. The girls mobbed me, really mobbed me. Normally this would be ok but with barely any energy, I struggled to keep hold of the buckets and to stay standing.

Get the girls around to the race, Farmer isn’t ready...

3
He’s upended the boluses all over the cab of the mule and is scrabbling to pick them all up. Half the girls go in, the other half leg it. Then they all legged it.

I realise shit, we haven’t put the hurdles back up to divide the pen. I run to do this while Farmer and FIL..

4
Get the girls back in. Finally everything’s sorted and then it tips down on us. So now we’re wet, the ewes are wet and it’s getting muddy again. Why do we do this to ourselves?

The girls aren’t playing ball today and it was a hard slog, but 124 are now fluked, bolused and..

5
Vaccinated. Only the lambs and rams to go. Why not leave it for another day? Well Heptavac has to be used up in a very short time span, ie today. So we trudge down to the lambs, make a pen and they beautifully went in (so did the rams too on their turn) and the sun is out

6
What started crappy got better and I get the afternoon off to curl up with the boys on the sofa and feel pathetically sorry for ourselves! So not too bad now 😂

I’m phoning in sick for the rest of the week tho 😂😂

7

• • •

Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh
 

Keep Current with the muddy mum

the muddy mum Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!

PDF

Twitter may remove this content at anytime! Save it as PDF for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video
  1. Follow @ThreadReaderApp to mention us!

  2. From a Twitter thread mention us with a keyword "unroll"
@threadreaderapp unroll

Practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @muddymuddymum

17 Dec
Some light hearted humour for you, feel free to add in:

Rules on the farm:

1. Sod's law states you will always need to pee after; putting on numerous layers; whilst wearing bib and brace; when your trousers are wet and stuck to your butt; when your hands are mucky.
2. Always make sure you have more than you need. Exact dosing quantities for the animals you have usually see you run out on the very last animal.

Let's pretend that didn't happen...

😂😂
3. Don't take the swear words to heart. Working with animals/your other half/family can make us all sound like drunken sailor and our best loved pets can often be referred to with the unkindest of names. It's all normal.

And swear words DO help you to cope with the situation.
Read 12 tweets
18 Jul
Muddy dog is a bit whiffy at the moment, and moulting *oh the fun of having a dog!)

So I decided he needed a good brush and a wash...

But that never quite goes to plan...

1
So first the brushing. Except MD won't sit still. Plus he really lives the attention so he keeps trying to lick me with devotion. He has really bad dog breath (he eats shit, what can I sat) and he managed to tongue me. Dog breath tastes like it smells btw.

2
Not only will he not sit still, he also won't let me brush both sides because it inevitably means he has to face away from me at some point which will end the tongue licking session. Next thing I'm on top of him trying to brush both sides when he takes off and I'm riding him

3
Read 9 tweets

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!


This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3/month or $30/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Too expensive? Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal Become our Patreon

Thank you for your support!

Follow Us on Twitter!