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John Fetterman

@JohnFetterman

20 Dec

Seizing voting machines, as “evidence”, that have affirmed your campaign lost multiple times -in both Republican + Democratic states- is precisely the kind of deft maneuver you’d expect from the crack legal team currently 1-for-68 in court.

politico.com/news/2020/12/1…

The only team that’s ever had a worse December than Ms. Powell et al, were the “Wet Bandits”.

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John Fetterman

@JohnFetterman

19 Dec

1-for-68.

That’s the tweet

axios.com/trump-official…

FACT: This election was over on November 3rd.

Math was Math.

Carnival barking didn’t change anything and it won’t.

They misspell common words in their briefs. Briefs weren’t seriously entertained by *any* court, even with a court that he appointed 3 justices.

This idea that a group of people that make the Jets look like The Avengers, is to be taken seriously, at any level, is mystifying.

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John Fetterman

@JohnFetterman

19 Dec

https://twitter.com/teezysooskep/status/1339975623486390272

This exact language for the DNC platform pls

https://twitter.com/teezysooskep/status/1339975623486390272

Dear Santa: if a mushroom 🍄 works as well-or better-than say, a manufactured chemical pharmaceutical, we need to legalize them too while we’re at it. - LG

Dear Santa: Have you ever noticed the multi-paragraph disclaimer for pharmaceuticals that use phrases like “certain fatal events have occurred” and “anaphylactic shock, which is serious” but no one has ever died from a weed overdose?

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