Thread by @JohnFetterman

This exact language for the DNC platform pls

https://twitter.com/teezysooskep/status/1339975623486390272

Dear Santa: if a mushroom 🍄 works as well-or better-than say, a manufactured chemical pharmaceutical, we need to legalize them too while we’re at it. - LG

Dear Santa: Have you ever noticed the multi-paragraph disclaimer for pharmaceuticals that use phrases like “certain fatal events have occurred” and “anaphylactic shock, which is serious” but no one has ever died from a weed overdose?

Dear Santa: in Pennsylvania, two bottles of wine at home makes for a nice weekend. Two weed plants at home makes you a felon and a special guest of the DOC for two years.