Meanwhile I have to wear mask like a ninja going on vacation at an airport that looks like a 3rd world country because everything is closed.

See you in a few hours, the free state of Florida!
Neck seal!

Twin fans!

Lunacy.
Do I get a cookie if I do it right?
Oh god it’s getting worse by the second!
Phew, at least there’s a Christmas movie to watch...
Life Hack: You can buy yourself another minute or two of maskless breathing if you slowly sip the coffee creamer. (Oat milk in this case, but the concept works with all creamer options.)

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9 Dec
Holy shit just got this email from YouTube.

Starting today they will remove content about election fraud...even though there are court cases about election fraud going through the system at this very moment.

Adios free speech. The bannings are coming.
This is an extraordinary escalation in the free speech war. Mainstream will ignore as will the few remaining “free speech liberals” so they won’t be though of as scary Trump supporters.

Time is running out.
You guys get this email? @ScottAdamsSays @Timcast @scrowder?
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Thankful for you and butternut squash soup...

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Cranberry sauce on the way. Bird in the oven...
Enough roasted garlic for...oh, I’ve said too much...
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2 Nov
"Equitable treatment means we all end up at the same place."

This is the reverse of freedom, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. We guarantee equality under the law, not equality of outcome.

I've been warning for 5 years that the left is no longer liberal. Thread here we go!
First up, what is the difference between Leftism and Liberalism?
This split between Leftism and Liberalism is exactly what I was warning against in my first @prageru video, “Why I Left The Left” from almost 4 years ago.

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22 Jul
Progressivism is a mental disorder which uses meaningless slogans to cover its emptiness. This tweet means absolutely nothing. Cancel rent? Ok, who is gonna build apartments for people to live in? Cancel mortgage? Ok, I can live in my house for free? Should’ve bought a mansion!
Of course I’m gonna get some genderless 🌹 Bernie people here saying the rich will pay for it, or government, or some third grade nonsense.

Your life is on you, go get yours. Not by taking from others or burning it all down. Go build something. Trust me, you’ll be happier...
But in case it works out for the progressives I’m moving here. Cancel mortgages! Image
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16 Jul
The perfect Democrat policy. Spend money we don’t have on a problem that doesn’t exist.
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Mashable creating “how-to” take down monument videos. Encouraging criminal activity totally cool, right Twitter?

Speaking of Mashable. They have 10 million followers and get virtually no traction. These well funded companies bought followings to trick us and now the game is up.
Their last three tweets have 5, 4 and 2 retweets. That’s almost mathematically impossible. I could tweet a poop emoji, the number 4, an @ sign and an exclamation mark and get more traction.
💩4@!
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