4. Don't do a political project of austerity. Don't deflect from the knowable consequences of austerity across health, education, local gov, policing, everything really with lies and racist xenophobia.
5. Don't discredit experts as being people you don't need or smear them as traitors, enemies of the people, liberals, metropolitan elitets (other insults are available).
6. Don't do herd immunity as a strategy - but if you are going to do it can you at least be honest and admit it.
7. When you lose control of your herd immunity strategy - lock down. Lock down quickly. Rather than slowly.
8. Don't choose your lockdown date to allow sports events such as Cheltenham or football to go ahead.
9. When you do lockdown - be honest about the date you lockdown - don't attempt to lie 9 months later about the date that you actually did lockdown.
10. When you say in January 2020 you are well prepared - define what that means.
11. Don't allow a man who was found in contempt of Parliament to sit in on an independent advisory scientific body.
12. Don't attempt to hide and lie about a man who was found in contempt of Parliament sitting in on an independent advisory scientific body.
13. Do cooperate with neighbours on programmes to rapidly develop new ventilators that can be mass produced to aid ICU provision.
14. Better still look at giving massive support to existing ventilator producers to ramp up their infrastructure and production capabilities.
15. If you aren't going to cooperate with neighbours at least be honest about it (see ventilators email excuses) - don't invent weeks of lies and deflections as to why you didn't take part
16. Don't joke about visiting a hospital and shaking hands with covid patients
17. Don't lie about visiting a hospital and shaking hands with covid patients
18. At daily briefings don't muzzle the scientists.
19. At daily briefings don't muzzle journalists.
20. When you do do a lockdown plan for what the impact is for schools in terms of key worker physical schooling, virtual/online schooling and the impact to home/family/wfh life and to vulnerable families.
21. When you do do a lockdown plan for what the impact is for "normal" NHS/medical services so that as best you can these can resume some form of service.
22. Don't allow ANY hint of nepotism or cronyism to enter into procurement contracts done at pace for essential pandemic provision. You can procure at pace openly, honestly and transparently.
23. If you are going to claim something as an "apparent success" define what that is
24. If you are going to claim something as a "great success" define what it is
25. If you are going to claim something as a "massive success" define what it is
26. Be open with the minutes of your independent SAGE advisory committee
27. Do not allow or encourage (deliberately or by lack of action) to foster discrediting of scientific experts or debate. Play the ball whether that be SAGE or Great Barrington Declaration on facts and data
28. If you as PM catch the disease be open and up front about your condition and its management
29. Don't claim the country only treated coronavirus seriously when the PM was infected
30. If you are a senior government minister don't use your position to get a test for a family member just so you don't have to isolate and work from home for 2 weeks
31. Don't exploit a pandemic to hide a brexit within.
32. When you put in a lockdown - the financial package you put into support different types of businesses and employees - be open about doing so. Don't claim just that it's brilliant.
33. When you say you are going to take international lessons - stick to that. Don't then hide from making international comparisons or being able to say what those lessons are.
34. The MOST important resource in a crisis is the credibility of a government. This is a value resource. Do not spaff it away.
35. Dominic Cummings - fleeing London. His eye sight test. Just no. Fuck off with the defence of that. See the previous point on credibility.
You spaffed it away to protect one man.
36. School exam results - consider what you're going to do. When Scotland becomes first home nation to balls up its response - learn from it.
37. Care homes - be honest about what was chosen to be done for trying to clear hospital space and why and when. Do not lie and claim you wrapped them in a "protective ring".
38. Nightingale hospitals - be honest about how capable and useful these are to cater in terms of staff/equipment if needed to be used.
39. Do not insult nursing or medical staff who raise PPE concerns.
40. Do not insult any person raising concerns about coronavirus - if you are doing your best explain what you are doing. Don't insult their tone or call them captain hindsight
41. When the death toll does go over a "symbolic figure" eg. 1000 per day or week or other metric - do try and be sympathetic and open about this
42. When victims groups of coronavirus families raise concerns with the PM - if you promise to meet them (which you should) - honour that promise.
43. Don't try and deflect concerns or criticism with cries of "be optimistic" or "be patriotic". Play the ball.
44. Don't try and pander to a culture war around libertarian/KBF/anti-mask/anti-science peddlers - this again is a test of a government's credibility and its ability to communicate during a public health emergency.
45. Be open and clear to parliament and to devolved and local government's across the nation at decisions in terms of when, how they are agreed and how to do so at a pace that is responsive.
46. Don't suggest putting your national flag on the vaccine. (Even if you were justified in doing so)
47. Don't crow about being the first country to approve a vaccine for political purposes to smear regulators in any other country or bloc
48. Be open and honest about testing capability and the target to increase provision on it. Don't lie about targets. Don't deliberately game hitting targets with lies.
49. If a report is done into disease effects by ethnicity don't tamper with it
50. Test & trace - be open about challenges and how a system is being built up to deliver this
51. Contact tracing app - again be open about challenges and delivery of
52. If you do lockdown in spring then as you ease the lockdown explain clearly the how and why and the "5 tests" you satisfy to do so
53. If you are going to do Eat Out to Help out don't let it become a branding exercise for a Chancellor
Oh and be open about the risk it poses to transmission in restaurants
54. Do try and feed hungry children without smearing a football player.
55. If your easing of lockdown enables some semblance of summer holiday season - be clear at the opportunity that also gives for coronavirus to exploit
56. When asked during summer if you have read the autumn/winter plan - fucking READ it
57. As various UK region's or home nations suffer challenges as the summer causes the inevitable increase in covid deal with this openly and honestly
58. When a new strain is discovered be open about it and how it plays into autumn decisions or evaluation
59. Christmas bubbles if you are going to pander to one specific religious festival explain why and how and how this fits in (or doesn't) with scientific advice
60. If a global pandemic is not a situation that would benefit from a government of national unity - what is?
61. Do try and elect a Prime Minister who is not an amoral cheating lying racist nativist nationalist jingostic simplistic fantasy peddling incompetent charlatan
62. No one likes lock downs
No likes tier restrictions
But as a government if you believe these are justified you need to defend and present them clearly and with clarity
"Once they saw a Conservative Government in power they and all Young Conservatives up and down the country would be able to say with Keats. “Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, but to be young was very heaven.”"
"Mr Desmond had sent Mr Jenrick messages ahead of the approval telling him that “we appreciate the speed as we don’t want to give Marxists loads of doe [sic] for nothing!”,"
"However, Pincher insisted housing secretary Robert Jenrick has “no relationship” with Richard Desmond (pictured, left), owner of developer Westferry Developments, and had no discussions with him about avoiding a levy charge"