Thread by @kellumdander

@realDonaldTrump @kilmeade @foxandfriends There was a failed businessman
Who sported an orange spray-tan
He could only get votes
From some old guys in boats
And the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan

@realDonaldTrump @kilmeade @foxandfriends As Donny continued his lootin'
There really could be no disputin'
That year after year
It became ever more clear
He was working for Vladimir Putin

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@realDonaldTrump @kilmeade @foxandfriends Trump had the brains of a llama
And accomplished nothing but drama
But despite the fake pride
He knew deep inside
He could never live up to Obama

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@realDonaldTrump @kilmeade @foxandfriends He needed a wife so he bought her
But he wished she could be even hotter
It was such a concern
That he told Howard Stern
"I'd rather be fucking my daughter"

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@realDonaldTrump @kilmeade @foxandfriends Old Donny was quite prone to fibbin'
And he lost every chance he was given
So when finally at last
We tossed him out on his ass
He had to find a new place to go live in

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@realDonaldTrump @kilmeade @foxandfriends There was an old man from Queens
Who preferred young girls in their teens
Then a gangster named Vlad
Filmed him being quite bad
With some girl he had met at Epstein's

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@realDonaldTrump @kilmeade @foxandfriends Hey, if you made it this far, please consider giving me a follow.

As Donny says, "what have you got to lose?" 😂

@realDonaldTrump @kilmeade @foxandfriends Dick Nixon was certainly bent
G. Harding, a true malcontent
But after Trump's spree
Historians agree
He was clearly the worst President

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@realDonaldTrump @kilmeade @foxandfriends Old Don liked to look very rich
But you see, there was this one hitch:
He was dumb as a rock
And got ass-deep in hock
And now Putin has made him his bitch

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@realDonaldTrump @kilmeade @foxandfriends A dumb man of orange complexion
Pretended there was no infection
But despite all the boaters
He killed too many voters
And that's why he lost the election

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