Thread by @SwipeWright

My good friend @drrollergator has been insisting I watch the so-bad-it's-good movie Assassin 33AD. I have little idea of what to expect, though from the photo there appears to be crosses and an alien ship? A planet? 🤔

Anyway, here I go...

So far the acting is exhibiting that mixture of extreme inexperience and cocky confidence that make for excellent bad movies. 🍿

Based on the cover I predict the "smart" character I've been introduced to is actually an alien. But it really may just be his terrible acting giving off those alien vibes. 🍿

This is Grade A Certified Angus Cringe.

So I don't think the guy is an alien anymore. His acting was really just so bad I assumed he was trying to play an alien who felt awkward in human skin. 🍿

Not an 👽

"You're still mad at God for your wife and family, right?"

".....yeah."

"We have the perfect mission for you. You're mad at Jesus, but wouldn't it be great to know if he was the real deal or... just a myth?"

"And how would you prove that?"

"Prepare the full combat team!"

😂

"Stop! We need to verify the target."

*camera pans to character that's clearly Jesus"

"Target verified!"

🤣

How is there another full hour left!?

My God that's a terrible wig. That's supposed to be Peter, from the Bible.

Jesus wears a lot of makeup.

That was a good movie.
10/10
Would watch again.