Spent a blissful few moments this morning visualizing what I'd like to see happen to @senatemajldr - and even @SpeakerPelosi after her "$600 is a lot of money" comments - but mostly, honestly, to all the GOP who have enabled and caused this current crisis. 1/9
I don't want jail time for them. Not even a single day.
Instead, I'd love to see them stripped of all sources of income, and their bank accounts distributed equitably starting with the lowest-income tier first.
Then, 2/9
Instead, I'd love to see them stripped of all sources of income, and their bank accounts distributed equitably starting with the lowest-income tier first.
Then, 2/9
Their retirement funds should be taken away - ill-gotten gains while an entire nation got repeatedly forked over are certainly not theirs to keep. So those, too, should be distributed to those most in need. After that, 3/9
Their homes should be sold - along with vehicles, luxury items, etc - again, with all wealth given equitably to those in need.
Finally, they should be given a job - provided they interview well and can get someone to hire them! - doing 4/9
Finally, they should be given a job - provided they interview well and can get someone to hire them! - doing 4/9
part-time, minimum-wage work at a fast food place, or as a store greeter, or a bag clerk.
If they apply themselves and yoink hard enough on their bootstraps, they may be able to hold down 2 or 3 part-time jobs, and cobble enough together for the occasional 5/9
If they apply themselves and yoink hard enough on their bootstraps, they may be able to hold down 2 or 3 part-time jobs, and cobble enough together for the occasional 5/9
splurge like adding meat to their beans and rice casserole.
Of course, they will also need to pay rent; I won't inflict them on any urban centres because nobody needs that much racist in their midst, but I think a nice $1200/mo rent for a 1-bedroom apt. would be apt. 6/9
Of course, they will also need to pay rent; I won't inflict them on any urban centres because nobody needs that much racist in their midst, but I think a nice $1200/mo rent for a 1-bedroom apt. would be apt. 6/9
They would be fined 5 hours wages per complaint.
They should be eligible for government assistance - EBT, other services - but every time they apply, they'd hear an endless loop of themselves calling people who need that lazy and undeserving. 7/9
They should be eligible for government assistance - EBT, other services - but every time they apply, they'd hear an endless loop of themselves calling people who need that lazy and undeserving. 7/9
@senatemajldr should have a REALLY bespoke recording that alternates between that, and his "I'm the evilest evil that every blackmailed and held stimulus checks hostage" attempt at "laughter". 8/9
Then, and only then, do I feel justice would be truly served.
What's *your* fantasy? 9/9
What's *your* fantasy? 9/9
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