I'm not saying "click the link", as it's likely to one of those lame-ass pages with semi-weak content.

But I worked in PC Build (many years ago).

We had some great ones :D

Such as ...
1) "no, I didn't open the tower, that would void my warranty" ...
... "oh, so that's where I left my sandwich"

2) And the "thank you" note that arrived, saying they loved the complimentary coffee cup holder.

3) The 5 day old machine that came back with innards from 2 years ago.
Though, to be fair - it's not just "users" that were an issue.

Sales were fond of selling computers without disk-drives, CD Drives ... or hard-drives (and we were meant to install an OS???)

We even had one order come through with 2 different main-boards - they couldn't decide!
OR, the order for the mainboard to be configured for a different CPU than the one installed,
so it would run like it???

(Seriously, some of the sales staff were not sharp lightbulbs ;) )

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@ecomchat A2.

CRMs are simply a data house for several related types of data,
including things like Customer Details and Purchases/Orders.

There's 4 types of data:

1) Common/Required
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2) Uncommon/advanced
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@ecomchat 3) Industry/Sector specific
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4) Optional/potentially useful
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Each set of data has it's own set of uses, some may apply, some may not.

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@ecomchat From such data, you can obtain insights and make decisions

Things like:
* Market Basket Analysis
* Customer Lifetime Value
* Purchase Cycles
* Seasonal Trends/Shifts
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