Thu plan: A day of total excitement including doing the the laundry; clearing the desk and inbox; catapulting many tasks into next week and next year; opening a bottle or two; and sinking into oblivion. It’s what Jesus would’ve wanted. Probably.
Christmas hasn’t been a particularly big thing for me in quite some years. It’s usually a quiet day, and I’m perfectly fine with that. But I’m not the sort or arsehole who begrudges other people’s experiences. Far from it. I hope your holiday season is wonderful, despite 2020.
I’m a completely different sort of arsehole.
Anyway I hope wishing you a happy “holiday season” didn’t make your brain implode like it does the IPA types. I hope you enjoy Christmas AND New Year AND Proclamation Day (SA only) AND Boxing Day Observed (not SA) AND National Fruitcake Day (US) AND... nationaltoday.com/december-holid…
I’ve missed Hanukkah though, that ended last week, so I guess if you’re Jewish you already know whether it was a happy holiday season or not. But my Muslim friends, no holiday in December that I can see? That’s communist cultural marxism right there! Very disappointed.
And as for Sikhs! I’m glad your communities are out feeding truck drivers in the UK, and were feeding international students in Australia earlier this year. Thank you, because with no holidays in December either you’re right suspicious.
Lol I should stop there I think. I know I’m usually all for milking the joke but in shouting at all the world’s religions usually doesn’t end well.
Good heavens, it’s almost 6.30pm and I haven’t poured a drink yet!
https://twitter.com/stilgherrian/status/1341876208670162945
I have now.
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