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25 Dec, 4 tweets, 2 min read
Happy Christmas
Slightly less happy Christmas
Don’t any of you say a fucking word
With love, thanks and apologies to the amazing @Nigella_Lawson

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24 Dec
Von der Leyen starts speaking French and the British political establishment grinds to a standstill
Ooh, she’s returned to English and delivered this particular zinger: ‘we need to consider what sovereignty actually means in the 21st century: pulling each other up’. Fucking touché, as I think they say in French
You just know she’s speaking for us better than our own prime minister ever could
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19 Dec
70% more transmissible?! Happy fucking Christmas
He just couldn’t resist a nationalist flourish boasting about how the UK is best placed in the world to identify new viruses. He simply can’t abandon the jingoism for a moment
Does anyone know the lyrics to ‘In the Bleak Midwinter’
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15 Dec
The Christmas row highlights a key problem that we have never really discussed: what should be firm guidance and what should be law.
The government relaxed the rules around Christmas because it knew people would break them and it didn’t want to criminalise vast swathes of the population - partly because (you presume) it would embolden people to break more rules, more often, afterwards.
But this is exactly what it’s been doing since the start of the pandemic: criminalising people for gathering in gardens, criminalising them for having sex, criminalising them for chatting to another group in a park.
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10 Dec
This is a major geopolitical catastrophe.
Very few people in Britain know about Western Sahara but its refugee camps are the second-longest operating in the world (after the Palestinian ones) and the frozen conflict is always at risk of unfreezing. This is a major provocation and completely unacceptable.
No country in the world has formally accepted Morocco’s sovereignty over Western Sahara. The UN lists it as a non-self-governing territory and has been waiting to implement a referendum there since 1988. This decision cannot, must not, stand.
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9 Dec
#PMQs. Surely, surely, Starmer will have to ask *something* about Brexit. Will revert.
Johnson outright lying about EU’s demands on LPF and claiming Britain is the only country in the world to be denied full sovereignty over its waters. He knows UK is in fact bound by UN Convention on the Law of the Sea, and it’s not about sovereignty but access, but doesn’t care
Johnson making some bullshit joke about Starmer beaming in from his ‘spiritual home’ of Islington. That’s actually where Johnson himself lived until recently. Starmer lives in Camden.
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25 Nov
Starmer begins #PMQs by listing the five promises Johnson made in his foreword to the ministerial code, and asks how many have been kept. Turns out, none of them. Johnson blathers some bullshit.
Extraordinary really. Johnson says he makes no apology for standing by the woman just found guilty of bullying. Outrageously suggests Labour is attacking her because she’s been doing her job so well. In other words, bullying gets a free pass. #PMQs
Laugh out loud moment as the Speaker says he’ll decide what a reasonable remark is, not Johnson - and threatens to mute him. No love lost there.
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