Summary of today’s gist: A thread

1.

As we celebrate Christmas today, Mohammed Sallah was the first tiger Gen twitterNG dragged today as Arewa twitter had to get new ropes and plugs to drag him because he posted pictures of him celebrating Christmas with his family.
2.

Muslims and Arewa twitter people were using Arabic to drag the innocent Mohammed Sallah.
This made many angry Nigerians drop hot comments...!!
3.

Tweep clears another tweep regarding Sallahs Christmas post...
4.

We didn’t even settle Sallahs issue before one tweep(Bad bitch) dragged one guy(smalls)

She said smalls forcefully chased her out of his house without Uber money after wanking on her.

She said smalls promised her Uber money and the wank part wasn’t part of their agreement.
5.

After (Bad bitch)s tweet, they started casting Smalls on the timeline oo, they uploaded his picture and also said he is a Babcock student...Lmaoo that school and different gist😂

Other girls also said Smalls tried to have sex with them.

Smalls wey dey run big things
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6.

We were trying to settle different fights on the TL before one guy (Chimobi) drank monster and tweeted...

“Lol, all the feminist them dey kitchen o🤣”

One guy (Segun) even replied....

“Make hunger kill feminist???”
7.

Following Christmas celebration, One tweep (Hoekage)tweeted...

“When the women in the house are cooking and washing plate but you are watching anime and drinking malt>>>”

That’s how one of his friends (Ayo)tweeted their chat where(Hoekage) sent...

“I dey wash cooler fgs”
8.

Vice President (Osinbanjo)tweeted his Christmas pictures with...

“Merry Christmas to you and may 2021 be the very best year yet for you and all yours in Jesus’ name.
~Y.O”

That’s how one tweep(Sxmto)quoted him...

“Merry Christmas Osin baby. God punish you. 🥳”
9.

In the midst of Christmas violence...
10.

“This you” Twitter always active when needed...!!🔥
11.

Before Christmas brough series of violence to the timeline, one business man(JayNaija) was advertising his turkey business which he said he is selling for “50k”

That’s how one tweep(BigdaddyVinz) replied him....

“You as the seller....you worth 50k?”
12.

Ex Shepeteri Queen and influencer (Motara) was fearlessly dragged today after she posted pictures of somebody’s jollof rice that was meant for the needy with the caption...

“Xmas palliatives looted🔥🤩”

Na there Wahala start oo...
13.

The owner of the jollof said it’s too low of Motara to post his jollof meant for the needy...

Motara drank annointing oil and apologized...

“Haa Lobatan😂😂😂😂
Didn’t know it was meant for your initiative o, I apologize bro.”

Omo, the guy no gree collect apology oo
14.

The angry guy drank vexpa and replied....

“I’m not your bro. I don’t care what you celebrate. Fix up your life”

Motara replied...

“😂e pain you reach that level?
No vex bro, I’ll fix it up.
But really sorry about your initiative rice🙏🏽”

The guy no still gree oo😭
15.

The guy went to buy new generator rope and plug then he replied motara...

“The first two lines of this your tweet is why I’m sure you’ll never change. You’re too comfortable being unwise”

This life tuff oo.... Wahala for who no watermark him jollof pictures from now on!😪
16.

Throwback to when I was still in the world...

Thank God I’m a changed person now and I don’t engage in such act🤲🏼
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Babajide said there’ll be no crossover service in Lagos oo.

Bubu said he feels pain anytime there is an attack in the country.

ASUU said if Government loseguard, that they will continue their competition with thunder for the strike race.

This country is just pure cruise..
Today was such a violent day...

People didn’t even respect the fact that it was Jesus birthday.

Well, I will always come in peace just to witness every violence that occurs.

Merry Christmas from Violence Fc🔥

E choke!!!🔥✊🏼

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