Boxing Day special: A thread!!!🔥🔥

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*Part One: (FK abudu)

Christmas was a violent day for tweeps of TwitterNg.
There was an uproar in the middle of the night when one tweep (Khenney) tweeted...

“FK Abudu isn’t that fine sef. My opinion though.”

Na there Wahala start...!
2.

While some of us were fast asleep in the night, some set of tweeps were deteriorating the timeline with full violence....
3.

We woke up thinking Boxing Day was going to be peaceful until (Odanz) broke the padlock of Feminist coven in a tweet...

“FK is fine sha. To me though. Hug and forget your problem kind of fine. If that tweet was about Moe, there won't have been so much to defend sha”

Ahhh!
4.

Odanz tweet made one center back of Feminist coven (Omotena) reply with a documentary saying how beautiful Moe is and how she doesn’t care about what people say...

That’s how one angry guy(Will) replied her...

“Coven floor member, rest.”
5.

This guy had to set his own wife up..😭
6.

Innocent Blaqbonez was dragged alongside Jellybum when one tweep said...

“But we all know that Yoga girl no fine sha”

Someone commented...

“Guy tbh.. I wonder wetin Blaqbonez see for her body o”

That’s how one girl(Yemms) replied..

“You no see the blaqbones himself?😩”
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7.

Celebs were not even spared.

One tatibiji floor member(Tife) tweeted...

“Wizkid isn’t that fine sef. My opinion though.”

It didn’t even take long before one wizkidFc guy(Thaoban) replied..

“Omo..If Wizkid no fine,you no even qualify for ugly be that”

E choke oo!!
8.

We play with everything on this app!!
9.

30+ Twitter felt they also needed to be noticed.

So Aunty Kemi downloaded picsmix and joined her pictures with Fks pic and said...

“FKAbudu+MoAbudu+ any young lady 18-25yo NO FINE PASS kemi Olunloyo”

One tweep(Ola)quoted her...
“Only you with the stupidity of 50 people.”
Violence Break 🔌

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10.

*Part two (Smada vs Chinelo)

Chi cut Smada off after he tried to force his penix in dabussy when she visited him at the time she was 16 yrs old.

She was fine with him kissing her and sucking her bress, but she said he should not use preek and scatter her virginity for her
12.

Smada came and said he was a small boy at that time too, that the reason why he didn’t go deep was because Chi was dry💀and the reason why Chi cut him off was because he didn’t make her his girlfriend even when she was dying for him then...

Wahala just be like bicycle
13.

Chi came again and said the reason why she didn’t want anybody to know about it since was because Smada lived very close to her and she was scared for her life.

She said she would have dropped receipts but she lost her Instagram account and phone.

Na there she go fuck up
14.

She didn’t know that Smada has been saving receipts waiting for a day like this!!

It’s the “Thanks for the direction” from Smada for me🤲🏼 Omo ope😂
15.

This is what another girl said she did when she was 16 oo...
16.

*Part 3(Others)

One lady (Nicole) drank monster and came straight to twitter to drag (Lazywritter) and his baby mama.

She said Lazywritter called her ugly some years back, so she didn’t expect him impregnate someone who other people will find unattractive
17.

That’s how the babymama (Lilian) quoted her...

“You are a fucking bastard. You will also die an ugly death. Do I fucking know you?? If he called you ugly , what the fuck is now my business?”

Everything about these girls fight just Ugly today
18.

One tweep(Anty Funmi) described her marriage as unlucky because her husband doesn’t get up to take care of the baby when she is crying.

She also said she feels like the marriage is a mistake....

On top baby matter oo
20.

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21.

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No school for anybody till February

I come in peace, but I’ll be here for the violence

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