Bumping to give final chance to 🗳:

Best Case PA Voter Fraud 2020 🏆

My “dude in Forty Fort” holds a slim lead over “returns in sunglasses”

It’s Bartman!! solid dark horse imo.

In Summary:

👉 3 cases of +\-7M:

👉 2/3 involve dead moms 👵🏻💀

👉 💯 for Trump

👉 💯 Hilarious
Since I’ll prolly never see 🥺 my handsome reward from LG Dan Patrick, I’ll be sending a Sheetz Gift card to *one* random, lucky voter for the best explanation of *why* they voted for a case.
🚨 BREAKING: Trump captured 100% of the dead mom vote in the Pennsylvania General Election.
🚨💡: Pennsylvania has some *AMAZING* craft brewers. I wonder if any would name a new brew after the winner?? Image

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23 Dec
1000’s voted 🗳 for PA’s Top Voter Fraud Case of 2020:

🥇”Returns in Sunglasses”

🥈 “My Dude in Forty Fort”

🥉 “It’s Bartman!!”

While it’s hilarious 💯 voted for Trump, these cases powerfully demonstrate how RARE + HARD it is to commit actual fraud.

3 out of 7M. 🤯. (1/3) Image
The lies. The snake-handling at the Ramada. The lawsuits.

All of it, nothing more than bad performance art. 3 votes-votes that didn’t even count- out of nearly 7M cast.

Hard Truth: Biden won PA, + the Republicans over-performed *significantly* down ballot.

(2/3)
I don’t know who needs to hear this -jk I know who- but if:

👉 AG Barr

👉 Pat Robertson

👉 Geraldo

👉 Newsmax 😳

ALL agree it’s time to “move on”, it’s definitely time to book that UHAUL.

Dissatisfaction with the outcome is not election fraud.

It’s Democracy. (3/3)
Read 4 tweets
22 Dec
Aw, it’s gon national n’at. 🥰
Hopefully NOW @DanPatrick will pay the people of Pennsylvania the handsome reward it deserves for rooting out voter fraud.
Because I represent ALL of Pennsylvania, I am willing to split my handsome reward into:

$1.5M in Sheetz gift cards

$1.5M in Wawa gift cards.
Read 4 tweets
21 Dec
🚨 VOTER FRAUD IN PA FOUND🚨

🚨DEAD PEOPLE VOTE IN PA 🚨

... for President Trump. 😆
My dude in Texas owes me $3M now. X 3️⃣. 👇
me thinking about that handsome reward rn
Read 7 tweets
21 Dec
Oh no. What will we do. An unenforceable order to seize the machines that have repeatedly affirmed a Biden victory multiple times.

And the pillow guy from tv is also calling for martial law.
Dead-enders spitballing crazy isn’t cause for hand-wringing.

However, a federal minimum wage of $7.25, is.
The Rams can issue an executive order to seize the scoreboard but it won’t change the fact they lost to the Jets.
Read 5 tweets
20 Dec
Seizing voting machines, as “evidence”, that have affirmed your campaign lost multiple times -in both Republican + Democratic states- is precisely the kind of deft maneuver you’d expect from the crack legal team currently 1-for-68 in court.

politico.com/news/2020/12/1…
The only team that’s ever had a worse December than Ms. Powell et al, were the “Wet Bandits”.
Read 4 tweets
20 Dec
The Bills are celebrating winning their division like they didn’t lose the re-enactment of the Steelers game I held in my yard last week.
I’m dispatching an elite crack legal team to Buffalo to let the NFL know it won’t get away with this fraud.

Send money.
We demand only LEGAL POINTS ARE COUNTED
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