Thread by @ekverstania

Type "A young military man working in Afghanistan told me that" and let autocomplete do the rest.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1342832582606598144

"A young military man working in Afghanistan told me that I wasn't dialoguing to the police and the police were telling me about the police clearance thing and they said they would be a good person to play the role of Music in the current script."

QAnon says: wake up, think for yourself, do your own research and don't believe MSM.

So, between the unnamed young military man in Afghanistan and my phone's autocomplete, I seem to have the perfect kit to start QAnoning on the next level.

I need an answer to something that's been bothering me since 2006. So lemme see whether autocomplete has the solution...

"A young military man working in Afghanistan told me that the way to cure my chronic toenail infection is to be able to do these nice things for your mental health and joie de vivre during the day and the rest of the week pitched at a Grade 1 level."

Okay, so basically, indulgence in activities that induce childlike happiness is going to give me fungus-free tootsies?

This is so cool! It's freeing my mind. Soon I will be able to stop consulting my phone and the young military man, and leave bootcamp to think for myself!

OK, so... To do the QAnon Think for Yourself thing, you have to:
➡️ pick a problem,
➡️ find a pattern, and
➡️ use your own personalised scenic route for concluding that Donald Trump is the solution.