folks are you focused strongly on the things I said
oh yes sir absolutely it is the strongest focus people are saying they have never seen such strongly focused focus on the things
my redlines, how are my redlines coming
oh sir we are focused so strongly on your redlines, you will not believe the things we are finding in the redlines, we are turning those redlines to green lines sir, tremendous strength in the redline focusing sir
when do you think I will have my strongly focused redline bill back to sign
sir it is hard to say because we are putting so much focus on it like you asked sir but we think the answer is we will have you a good clean bill just like you asked on january 21
not joking I’m pretty sure this is how they talk to him, like he’s a toddler on the other side of a window holding a handgun and pointing at himself and you just hope he will get distracted or bored with it and put it down
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posting reality warp art with a creepy hyper-masculine trump is just a group self-affirmation for the deeply insecure societal losers with some kind of gender role hang up
it’s always a little funny that the nazi ubermensch ended up parading around doing coordinated high kick routines to wagner all gussied up in professional-kink s&m garb
to everyone who hates me for this tweet it was that or ‘wow scamdalorian’ I’m not working with good material here
I actually think more franchises should hastily kill off major characters just to make the writers panic and have to find absurd ways to bring them back in the sequel it’s really funny
I think this is the wrong interpretation. they’re threatened by the loss of influence to the sid circus & playing shiny-object-run-out-the-clock with trump to maintain influence with him
the game is now “whoever promises trump the best miracle cure wins his friendship in 2021”, and these are all the closing plays
trump thinks rudy & jenna are low energy losers now (I mean, he’s not wrong) and he’s tuned them out, opening the door up to the next tier of batshit insane ideas. mark meadows & the MAGA dorks in congress are suddenly aware they’re in danger of losing their meal ticket
probably 999 out of every thousand threatened defamation suits is some combination of performative bluster, bad intent to 1A, or total legal buffoonery. this is that one outlier that isn’t.
oh and the fun part is dominion hasn’t even entered the game yet, so the second shoe to drop here will be an abrams tank lowering the turret on them
lin wood could manage to lose a nonsensical defamation lawsuit, and this is a *very legitimate* one. I hope they turn them upside down and shake them until shit stops falling out of their pockets, then shake them some more just to be sure they got it all
no elections board in their right mind is going to come within a thousand miles of buying a dominion or smartmatic machine again. they’re done. the brand is radioactive. and it’s entirely based on knowingly nonsensical malicious smears. the people who did this are gonna get rekt
how did it take nearly 40 years for the owners of the star wars IP to figure out the core formula is move the plot along without a bunch of nonsensical bullshit
suffer through six crimes-against-storytelling multi-billion dollar installments literally everyone hates just to realize you can just produce great content by going back to 1920’s serials format and giving a damn about actually giving the thing plot momentum
here’s a character with rational motivations and here’s some obstacles, let’s see what happens! you don’t care about academic dissertations on the rules of the universe the characters exist in so we won’t even bore you with it. what a concept