folks are you focused strongly on the things I said

oh yes sir absolutely it is the strongest focus people are saying they have never seen such strongly focused focus on the things
my redlines, how are my redlines coming

oh sir we are focused so strongly on your redlines, you will not believe the things we are finding in the redlines, we are turning those redlines to green lines sir, tremendous strength in the redline focusing sir
when do you think I will have my strongly focused redline bill back to sign

sir it is hard to say because we are putting so much focus on it like you asked sir but we think the answer is we will have you a good clean bill just like you asked on january 21
not joking I’m pretty sure this is how they talk to him, like he’s a toddler on the other side of a window holding a handgun and pointing at himself and you just hope he will get distracted or bored with it and put it down

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