1\ Rumors of overwhelmed hospitals have become so lurid in South Africa that a chain of urgent care centers had to put out a press release denying the rumors
5\ And when you see headlines about a South African public hospital "out of capacity" for COVID-19, please know that this is as meaningful as saying "long lines at DMV"
3\ And who can forget Gavin Nuisance, gleefully presiding over the nation's longest and most severe lockdown, while breaking the law to dine at French Laundy