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4 Jan, 4 tweets, 2 min read
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Picture of @DevinNunes receiving the #MedalofFreedom.
cc:@DevinCow
as you can tell, I had a productive day at work today
both nunes and trump are to scale*
I stole the presidential cowbell of freedom from Rt3creations on etsy, if you happen to need a personalized cowbell. etsy.com/shop/RT3Creati…

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I am in the mood to give you some behind the scene fun facts:
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