Thread by @owillis

if i were white i think id be going to the cabin and yelling at cops without consequence all the time.

i imagine theres a concierge to show you the ropes, kind of like in that old snl skit. "this is your cabin. you dont have to wash your hands and every unit comes with a gender reveal explosion kit. heres a list of swears you can use with cops..."

"we know you have many choices of race, and we're happy you chose white."

(someone's gonna tweet me outta context and i really dont care)

its a whitecierge. its definitely a whitecierge.

this (which is still effing hilarious) ->