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7 Jan, 4 tweets, 1 min read
The Trump pivot is finally here. Rejoice.
Pre-writing a piece that will lead with this: "Today was the day Donald J. Trump became president. Not a moment too soon. In this Dog Fancy special feature I will . . . "
Honestly I might literally die if Trump's behavior on January 19, the final full day of his presidency, is just like morally exemplary and flawlessly gracious. He would go out having given us one good, pure day.
Prediction for tonight's speech: Trump in the situation room ordering a MOAB to be dropped on DR. JILL BIDEN's forehead. The video fades out with this caption: "If it's not love then it's the bomb that will bring us together."

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7 Jan
In their effort to #whatabout yesterday's Capitol invaders, people on the MAGA-sympathetic right are making two glaring mistakes about last summer post-Floyd movement.
The first involves failing to make a distinction between the protests and gatherings that were largely safe and legal, and the rioting and looting that were decidedly not.
Conflating everything into some sort of rhetorically effective but substantively empty descriptor like "summer riots" or "BLM riots" just marks you off as a partisan hack. The majority of post-Floyd assembly was fine.
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7 Jan
Just a completely absurd person.
My colleague @NGrossman81 kinda nailed it

arcdigital.media/f-you-ted-cruz…
I understand backing your guy. But that doesn't necessarily require you to back him to the fullest extent that he's asking.

If my friend asks me to give him a letter of recommendation, I'm there. If he asks me to sign an affidavit that he's a ninja turtle, too far. Can't do it.
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6 Jan
LAW AND ORDER
LIBERATE COVFEFE!
PRESIDENTIAL HARRY ASS MENT
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5 Jan
I want to make a quick point about the importance of cultural commentary.

It's something we regularly provide at @ArcDigi, so a brief word on it is perhaps in order.
This sort of work sometimes gets framed as "culture war" writing. That's accurate sometimes. Or accurate in one sense. But not quite right in the main way that word is now seen.
The way many of us—myself included—have come to understand the "Culture War" is as a kind of intellectual failure. As a genre involving the elevation of petty and unremarkable grievances into a privileged place within our discourse.
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5 Jan
Strong 1-2 punch from the Arc Digi suite of sites against Tedford Cruz.

First, at @infinitequark we scooped the letter he was circulating to Senate allies to back Trump’s authoritarian play.

medium.com/infinite-quark…
Second, @NGrossman81 dropped a MOAB right on his forehead with this scorcher for @ArcDigi

arcdigital.media/f-you-ted-cruz…
freaking OWNED Image
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25 Dec 20
lol
The good doctor got a reply *and* a QT. Perhaps a tad too extra.
😂😂😂
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