1. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
2. England has no kidney bank, but it has a Liverpool.
3. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
4. They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a Typo.
5. I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
6. Jokes about German sausage are wurst.
7. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
8. The girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I had never met herbivore.
9. I am reading a book about antigravity. I just can't put it down.
10. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
11. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
12. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
13. I dropped out of Communism class because of lousy Marx.
14. I got a job in a bakery because I kneaded dough.
15. Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last.
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