There's been a lot of noise lately about follower counts, so I'm pleased to leap into that and take a remarkably petty victory lap:
I now have more followers than the hardest working account in cloud, @AWSSupport.
I now have more followers than the hardest working account in cloud, @AWSSupport.
Their milquetoast advice will work, but my terrible advice is way better!
@AWSSupport: "Use RDS as your database!"
Me: "Use Route 53 as your database!"
@AWSSupport: "Use RDS as your database!"
Me: "Use Route 53 as your database!"
AWS: "Lock down your S3 buckets to avoid data leaks."
Me: "Save money by storing data in other people's insecure S3 buckets."
Me: "Save money by storing data in other people's insecure S3 buckets."
AWS: "To learn more, post on the AWS forums!"
Me: *blocks you*
Me: *blocks you*
AWS: Required to be nice to you when you're insulting.
Me: I gain renown and peer approval if I dunk on rude asshats.
Me: I gain renown and peer approval if I dunk on rude asshats.
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