Thread by @tomiahonen

The Ballad of Larry, Moe & Curly

The Three Trump Attorneys

Let's talk about Michael Cohen, Rudy Giuliani & Chris Christie

Michael Cohen served as Trump's personal attorney for about a decade PRIOR to Trump coming to the White House

And whatever bad image you have of attorneys, to call Michael Cohen a lawyer, is unfair to attorneys. He acted like the worst thug, a despicable monster of a human being

Michael Cohen's 'method' was to bully and to threaten to sue and then to sue. And then to behave in all sorts of unethical ways. He acted ALWAYS like a monster.

It tells us enough, that Michael Cohen was BLOCKED from joining Trump in White House, as BEING TOO TOXIC

Even so, for first 15 months, Trump would use Michael Cohen (worked for 'free' ie paid by Trump organization, not Trump personally) - in GOVERNMENT matters. Trump would call Michael Cohen on the speaker phone - to JOIN the discussions (knowing Cohen would RECORD that discussion)

Michael Cohen's lawyer's office was raided by FBI in April of 2018. That RAID destroyed Trump's freedom, because the FBI got all the evidence it ever wanted, to put Trump away for LIFE. They have been patiently waiting for Trump to become Citizen Trump - to process those crimes

As Michael Cohen pleaded guilty, turned State's Evidence, went to prison, he has turned and is now a RELIABLE witness into the Trumpomobster world. We will be hearing more of Michael Cohen.

Who blocked Michael Cohen's appointment to the White House? It was Chris Christie

The rejected Bond Villain The Chrischristie was Trump's friend from years prior, as NJ Governor back when Trump had casinos there. Chris was among first of Trump's rivals in 2016 nomination race to endorse Trump. Trump WANTED the Chrischristie as his Veep. He became his shadow

Trump WANTED Chris Christie as his VP. But Manafort was the money man (paid by Putin) who kept Trump afloat. Manafort told Trump he cannot have Christie. Putin demanded Trump to take Mike Pence instead (Newt Gingrich had been Trump's other choice)

Trump hates Pence to this day

When Trump couldn't have Chris Christie as Veep, he gave Chris the job of Transition Manager. Chris could fill the positions. This meant Christie could set himself for ANY post (either White House Chief of Staff or Secretary of State the 2 most powerful in any admin).

Chris Christie tried. He noticed Trump was not listening to Chris, and instead, was hiring criminals like traitor General Flynn, a Putin stooge. So Christie DID NOT JOIN the Trump Admin. But Trump TRUSTS Christie, and called him regularly, last used him in debate prep 2020

Whatever you think of Chris Christie, of these 3 alleged attorneys, he is the least insane. And Christie is likely to tell the truth. Especially admit clear mistakes, like that Trump lost his first debate

Trump does not treat the truth well. Nor those who tell it to Trump

If Michael Cohen was too criminal an attorney to join a Trump White House (too hot), and Chris Christie not criminal enough an attorney (too cold), we get the middle thug attorney friend of Trump (just right), now known as Pantsy McGrabliani.

Rudy Giuliani had been Mayor of New York City. Before that he was a District Attorney, processing mafia crimes. Trump and Giuliani knew each other well, long before Trump ran for President. Trump did NOT bring Giuliani into his White House staff either

Giuliani tried repeatedly to get into Trump's White House. His chance came with Michael Cohen's office raid by FBI. Trump needed to have evidence manufactured against Joe Biden for 2020 (Ukraine, Hunter Biden). With Cohen in prison, Trump gave this project to Rudy (paid by Putin)

When Giuliani ran the Ukraine Hunter Biden gambit, he was given a pair of Trump's thugs, lovely criminals known as Lev & Igor. In reality Lev ran it with Putin's instructions, with idiot Giuliani as their mouth piece. And Giuliani behaved as if he was some kind of Viceroy

When Trump tried to dump Giuliani as a scapegoat during his first impeachment, the thug past Mayor of New York went on TV to threaten Trump. Trump IMMEDIATELY stopped blaming Rudy and found someone else to blame.

This tells us Giuliani holds some SERIOUS dirt on Trump

Trump had no LEGAL case to overturn the election. Giuliani promised Trump he can do it, and milked Trump campaign for $20,000 dollars PER DAY in this sham, where Giuliani said one thing on TV - that Trump would watch - and something different in court where Rudy is under oath.

Now the alleged attorney Pantsy McGrabliani made his notorious cry 'let's have trial by combat!'

Trump feels betrayed. He sees Rudy being blamed as one of riot organizers. So Trump has ordered Giuliani not to be paid. And Trump is not taking Rudy's telephone calls

Now we have a Mexican standoff

Giuliani needs Trump's pardon. Trump is not PAYING.

Trump needs Giuliani for Trump's Impeachment defense.

Giuliani's time runs out in six days to receive his pardon - so Rudy HAS TO THREATEN Trump.

This could become... entertaining