Classic thread of people posting their smartest jokes. 3 favs:
➖Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
➖Q: Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus? A:Nobody!
➖It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co…
➖Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
➖Q: Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus? A:Nobody!
➖It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co…
Okay, one more:
Q: What does the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?
A: Benoit B. Mandelbrot.
Q: What does the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?
A: Benoit B. Mandelbrot.
Because you insisted (note: you did not insist), one more;
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says, “do all of you want a drink?”
Logician 1 says: “I don’t know”
Logician 2 says: “I don’t know!”
Logician 3 says: “Yes!”
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says, “do all of you want a drink?”
Logician 1 says: “I don’t know”
Logician 2 says: “I don’t know!”
Logician 3 says: “Yes!”
Wait, another?
Heisenberg & Schrodinger get pulled over.
Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
H: “No, but I know where I am"
Cop: "You were doing 95"
H: "Now I'm lost!"
Cop opens the trunk: "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
Schrodinger: “We do now, asshole!"
Heisenberg & Schrodinger get pulled over.
Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
H: “No, but I know where I am"
Cop: "You were doing 95"
H: "Now I'm lost!"
Cop opens the trunk: "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
Schrodinger: “We do now, asshole!"
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