Not that anyone asked but when I see that big tiddy goth giantess in the new Resident Evil I'm going to throw it in her so hard that whoever pulls me out will be crowned King Arthur.
10/10 would absolutely let her send me to bed without supper. Image
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Stop calling me horny. I'm never horny.

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9 Jan
People are misunderstanding why people are angry about this.

For the last 4 years Twitter has allowed Antifa accounts to organise protests and make death threats as well as left-wing politicans have also encouraged demonstrations that lead to violence and arson.
The BLM riots/CHAZ lead to multiple deaths as well as millions in damage, yet those things were encouraged, coordinated and organized through twitter.

Twitter never acted on any of this. And we know why, it's because these things were in line with their beliefs.
So for everyone saying "But Trump broke the Twitter rules" yes you could argue he did, but so did all the other people calling for violence for left wing causes, and they were totally let away with it. They are all still here.
Read 6 tweets
9 Jan
Shall we play Nostradankus again?

This mass banning of Trump was planned, Alex Jones was the wargame in preparation for it.

They expected an exodus of users, they just didn't expect an EXTREME exodus. One so huge that alternate socmeds are crashing from the traffic.
Your follower counts dropping isn't just people getting banned, it's also people fully deleting their accounts and moving over to the competitors. They have had enough censorship.

Silicon Valley then moves to remove such apps (like Parler) from the app stores to prevent this.
One reason for it is Silicon Valley for far too long have rested comfortable in their market dominance, Youtube, Twitter and Facebook have become brand household names, they are like the Coca-Cola of the internet, not just significant in the market, but in culture.
Read 11 tweets
7 Jan
This is what your taxes and capitulating to the government get you.

Scottish police use lockdown powers to storm into a home and violently arrest the family. The children screaming really fucked me up.
Context : Officer barges in, family tries to get him to leave, officers says he is there because they suspect other people are in the house.

Family tells him to "fucking" leave, officer threatens to arrest them for a breach of the peace....in their own house.
Family keep trying to get the cops to leave, cops god complex kicks in, cops all charge and start arresting a family.
Read 5 tweets
7 Jan
Guys fuck your riots I need 13 more subs so my sub count says boobie.
Are
You
Fucking
Kidding
Me
For fuck sake.
Read 5 tweets
6 Jan
The tattoo on that guys hand is not a hammer and sickle, it's "The Strangers Mark" from the video game Dishonored.

The second guy does not have "the pedo symbol" or a "white supremacy symbol" it's a valknut. It's a viking symbol.

Fucking calm down. Image
The other two tattoos he has are a blacked out Mjolnir (Thors hammer) and a Crann Bethadh (tree of life) which is actually a celtic symbol from my culture.

Man just obviously likes his paganism.

Seriously google is your friend.
*Mark Of The Outsider

Sorry, it's been ages since I played it.
Read 4 tweets
6 Jan
Run down of games I played in 2020.

Yakuza Like a Dragon : Amazing

Demons Souls : Amazing

Genshin Impact : Fun time killer

Half Life Alyx : Revolutionized VR, also amazing.

Ghost Of Tsushima : Amazing

Doom Eternal : Amazing
Cyberpunk 2077 : Good story, but it's nowhere near as RPG as promised. I made jokes all the time that "if a futuristic Skyrim ever comes out, you will never see me again" but the RPG elements felt so barebones that I just couldn't get immersed. It's an okay game, just a letdown.
Watch Dogs 3 : Fucking abismal, they stripped away so much stuff (weapons, grenades, vehicle ownership, the iconic blackout hack) plus gave you a bunch of totally random characters literally created by RNG, literally, one of my characters is an indian guy with a Jamaican accent.
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