Uh...are we sure this isn’t a black ops marketing campaign for a sequel to The Terminal?
I mean...three months ago, California had some of the best COVID stats in the country, also 😢
This guy is like scoring airport badges and getting people to feed him...but could also just head to Chicago itself, maybe?
Elevator pitch: The Fugative meets the Terminal, with maybe a courtroom drama denouement?

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