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19 Jan, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Abraham - Hushpuppi

Havertz - Agbani Darego

Werner - Adamu Garba

Lampard - Nastyblaq
Lampard just dey make steady skits for us.😭
James - Bella Shmurda

Chillwell - Shanks
Make these guys just leave football focus on their main careers.

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27 Dec 20
Summary of today’s gist: A thread🔥

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26 Dec 20
Boxing Day special: A thread!!!🔥🔥

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*Part One: (FK abudu)

Christmas was a violent day for tweeps of TwitterNg.
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26 Dec 20
I can’t be celebrating 100k followers here without doing giveaway.

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25 Dec 20
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