Trump's helicopter now landing as loudspeakers blast Gloria as his corrupt family stands waiting.
The 80s soundtrack is so weird. Now Journey's Don't Stop Believing.

I am having flashbacks to swim meets and mix tapes in Walkmans when I was 13.
Oh god he is talking now. Says he loves all of us.

"People have no idea how hard this family worked. And they worked for you! They could have had a much easier life."

"Our First Lady has been a woman of great grace and beauty and dignity."

Melania now talking (briefly).
Trump "we were not a regular administration". Well that's true!

Now saying how much he did for the army and the vets.

"I hope they don't raise your taxes. But if they do, I told you so!"

Jobs. Stock market. "We built it twice."
"Remember us," he says. He says pandemic hit the whole world hard. Vaccine = medical miracle.

"We've left it all on the field" he says. "You can't work harder". Talks his 75 million votes. His judges.

This sounds like a plea please do not put me in jail.

China virus!
"A goodbye. We love you. We will be back in some form...Have a good life, we will see you soon."

And cue the YMCA song.

Let him fly away now!

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