lol he's just a retiree eating shitty roast beef at a buffet in Florida now
playing the same two golf courses every day for the next six years, hosting the CEO of a mid-sized refrigeration company based in Dayton, texting Eric that no this weekend's no good for a visit maybe next month
berating the help when even the 15th flush won't banish the floater, calling into Judge Jeannine to announce that Kid Rock will play his 4th of July party prompting Kid Rock to tweet "bitch I'm in Cabo," publishing a book called NO COLLUSION ghost-written by Sarah Huckabee
asking every staffer if they know where Melania is, having well-done hamburgers with Tom Cotton's former CoS who insists he'll bring Cotton with him next time, calling into Fox and getting cut off after two minutes thanks to what the anchors swear are technical difficulties
telling the ballroom staff about the time he could have hooked up with the 1991 SI Swimsuit Edition cover model, hiring a new lawyer every six weeks who then quit and move to Dubai once they get a look at his bank statements, going back inside because a slight breeze picked up
watching half a rerun of The Apprentice before getting bored and wandering into an empty suite, telling a staffer that sand should never end up anywhere but on the beach, wondering aloud to pool boys why Sheldon Adelson isn't calling him back
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It's bad every year but over the last few months the more-or-less-official GOP position has been "Black votes should not count" and they're so depraved that they're still all gleefully throwing MLK quotes into the sky.
Republicans celebrating MLK Day with inspirational tweets who also joined a Supreme Court brief in support of the Texas AG's attempt to nullify millions of Black votes: a thread
It's the first time the President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology has all-female leadership.
[adjusts glasses]
Biden said FDR asked his "science advisor" for guidance in 1944.
But there was no such thing. He asked Vannevar Bush, an unofficial advisor. But there was no such thing as a presidential science advisor for another seven years.
If you're following me you're probably aware that the presidential science advisor position is a bit of an obsession for me. Here's the #longread I put up a couple months back on the position's history. It's weird and fun and interesting, I swear.
Also, this seems like the kind of situation where no matter what @SenTedCruz might say about it, if these guys *think* he's on their side, he pretty much is.
Virtually indistinguishable from the rise of the Nazis