David Willis Total Landscaping

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20 Jan, 4 tweets, 1 min read

i hope 11 is to "don't, just go jump yourself into a lake"

https://twitter.com/BoKnowsNews/status/1351831836163334144

in lieu of dismantling ICE entirely, i'm in favor of just altering all of their rules and policies to "don't"

"how about not"

the new comprehensive ICE manuel

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