Thread by @gorbalsgoebbels

Welcome to Natland.

We welcome everyone from every part of the world.

The kettle is always on.

In Natland we always agree with each other.

Our loyal citizens are placid and obedient.

In Natland, The Party is your friend.

The Party will look after you.

Our Dear Leader is infallible.

We know you agree.

We, in Natland, are one.

We think as one.

We behave as one.

We respect The Party.

We show devotion to Our Dear Leader.

#WeAreNatland

We will think for you.

We will clothe you.

We will feed you.

We will educate our young.

All for The Flag.

All for The People.

All for Our Dear Leader.

#WeAreNatland

We will tell you what to read.

We will tell you what to watch.

We know best.

Our Enemy is nearby.

They must never be named.

Nor be allowed to prevail.

#WeAreNatland

So remember.

Embrace your family.

Fly The Flag.

Join The Party.

Embrace Our Country.

Love Our Dear Leader.

We.

Know.

Best.

#WeAreNatland