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24 Jan, 5 tweets, 2 min read
I........y’all.....
It looks like SOMEONE wants to go back to brunch.
AN ENTIRE-ASS ARTICLE ON GOING BACK TO FUCKING BRUNCH. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Can you fucking IMAGINE if some wine mom like me wrote an article defending brunch?! BRUNCH BUT MAKE IT SOCIALIST!
Just end it. End it all. Launch me into the sun.

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24 Jan
We need to have a discussion about the absolute asshole misogynists (and conservatives/libertarians) that got labeled as progressive simply because they like/supported Bernie Sanders.*
*this is not a critique of Bernie Sanders - it’s a critique of the (mostly) cis white dudes who clearly don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves and what they “deserve” because they’re used to being #1
these Twitter Bernie Supporters were given SO MUCH LEEWAY in their ableism, racism, homophobia, transphobia, and misogyny simply because they claimed to have “voted for Bernie. It’s bullshit and it’s always been bullshit.
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23 Jan
Okay y’all. I’m gonna do something and you might not like it. The only difference between these two photos is a blowout and the photo retouching/filter. You can clearly see that the photo on the left has at least had a filter added. Image
Her eye makeup is virtually identical in both photos.
Here’s a different shot of the photo on the right - she’s clearly wearing a lot of makeup. Image
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23 Jan
Wut.
Oh wait he’s calling me the female version of RooshV ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Yes yes I am the dating expert for women who want to repel men.
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23 Jan
Then why do y’all have such a problem with proper hair maintenance and upkeep?
I know y’all think I’m “above” this but I am truly not. I will never EVER get over how bad conservatives are at haircare, hair color, and a decent haircut.
conservative women all pretty much look the same because their idea of beauty is long curled hair and a very specific makeup look made to make them look as “feminine” as possible. There’s no style or individuality - just cookie cutter ideals of what it means to be attractive.
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20 Jan
OH MY GAHHHHHHHHD
GIMME THIS SUIT
OH MY GAHHHHHHHHHHHD
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20 Jan
Oh honey - I saw her yesterday.
He’s mad I’m reveling in the tears of pieces of shit.
They were crying dear. Each one of them. And yes - they deserve to cry for the rest of their miserable pieces of shit racist lives. Hope this helps!
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