it's not the fall of miley cyrus we're going to be interested in

it'll be the climb
you may be canceled now but I guarantee we'll see you again
up next: miley cyrus lists 7 things more attractive than balls
miley cyrus in trouble for comments absolutely wrecking balls
I'm spending far too long trying to work "Hoedown Throwdown" into one of these tweets.
My extensive knowledge of Miley Cyrus' discography should probably be a source of shame but I wear it with misplaced pride.

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26 Jan
"Ban" is a verb meaning to "officially or legally prohibit" something. If the Biden administration is not approving new fracking permits, how is that not "officially or legally prohibiting" new fracking permits?
The economy is bleeding, and the Biden administration's response is to cripple one of the few industries that has been consistently employing people throughout this crisis.
But, his allies in the media don't want him to take that PR hit, so they run cover and play word games. Biden's exact words were "We are not going to ban fracking. Period." The "Period." there would imply that ANY ban is off the table.
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23 Nov 20
President Trump should wash his hands in front of the crowd before handing both turkeys over to the masses.
The turkey known as "Corn" appeared in the Mueller report four times, CNN reports. Sources say the Southern District of New York is investigating financial ties between President Donald Trump, Corn, and a Russian oligarch.
The other criminal turkey, "Cob", spent the last two and a half years as an unregistered foreign lobbyist before the FBI arrested him. He previously worked for the Trump administration as a mid-level adviser.
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Owl is an academic. Definitely voted for Biden.
Rabbit is a doomsday prepper. Probably Trump.
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15 Oct 20
Hunter Biden introduced his father, then-Vice President Joe Biden, to a top executive at a Ukrainian energy firm less than a year before the elder Biden pressured government officials in Ukraine into firing a prosecutor who was investigating the company, according to emails...
...obtained by The Post.

The never-before-revealed meeting is mentioned in a message of appreciation that Vadym Pozharskyi, an adviser to the board of Burisma, allegedly sent Hunter Biden on April 17, 2015, about a year after Hunter joined the Burisma board at a reported...
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“Dear Hunter, thank you for inviting me to DC and giving an opportunity to meet your father and spent [sic] some time together. It’s realty [sic] an honor and pleasure,” the email reads.
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Since I can’t actually tweet it out...
It would be really bad if y’all opened this Google search link and clicked on the @nypost’s Hunter Biden story. @Twitter would not be happy with you at all.. google.com/search?q=new+y…
Hey, @Twitter, why am I being told a link to the Senate Judiciary's website may be unsafe simply because it reposted the @nypost's Hunter Biden story? You think this is a great look?
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The ACB hearings are boring. There, I said it.
Okay, to be fair, Mazie Hirono is a lunatic for asking the sexual assault thing. But everyone seems to have really glossed over that one.
I think the Democrats realize how badly they fucked up in 2018. They could have flipped the Senate, but the Kavanaugh hearings cost them. I think they know that now.
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