*5 minutes into kidnapping*

"Driver, why your head dey like sherry mango?"
*5 minutes into kidnapping*
"Driver, biko play Chioma Jesus for me".
*5 minutes into kidnapping*

"Driver, if you no want make thunder fire you, better drop me for next bus stop".
*5 minutes into kidnapping*

"Driver, I wan piss".
*5 minutes into kidnapping*

"Driver, your mama na ashawo".

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TW: Death.
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I'll start with a few. Please add as many as you can.

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We've seen it happen a million times over. -
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He let his ego run amok because he felt that his work wasn't centred in the protest.

He doesn't care how many people his words kill.
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Some protesters are still behind bars, with no hope of being released.

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We know what feminism is about. We have to live in one of the most misogynist countries in the world.

Nigerian feminists are fighting for women everywhere.
That women who want to stand up for themselves need to clarify that "I'm not a feminist but..." tells you they've been successful in tainting it.

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