I just stepped outside, sniffed the morning air and said “Feels like snow.” like I am some kind of weather savant who can just smell a storm coming.
Yesterday I said to someone “Like these jeans? They were $20.”
I’m my grandfather now. I have become my grandfather.
Yesterday I said to someone “Like these jeans? They were $20.”
I’m my grandfather now. I have become my grandfather.
...or maybe I just inherited the weather savant gene and it is finally expressing itself.
I’m going to put on my new $20 genes and go celebrate by driving 40 on the highway to Dunkin Donuts.
I’m going to put on my new $20 genes and go celebrate by driving 40 on the highway to Dunkin Donuts.
“$20 genes” was a Freudian slip.
p.s. after getting the first pair, I went back the next day and got another pair.
I now own $40-worth of $20 jeans.
I now own $40-worth of $20 jeans.
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