I usually share *positive* stories about my kids and my relations to them. But, you know, those are the best bits. Overall, the struggle is real. Here's half an hour from my life today:
The 5yo was supposed to draw a picture of winter stuff yesterday, which of course he didn't do, even though I specifically told him to do it, yesterday, I didn't check that it was done.
So, today, right before his lunch break, the teacher says he needs to bring the picture with him for his class in half an hour. I run around finding him paper and say "DRAW A SNOWMAN" then go to make his lunch.
But now I'm rushing and so I turn two things on at the same time that I've know since I moved into this house I cannot turn on at the same time lest the circuit flips.

It breaks, so I have to go into my (still unfinished) basement to fix it, requiring me to find and put on shoes
Hot lunch is no longer a real option, so when I get back upstairs I immediately start going through the fridge, looking for a Lunchables or something. I find it, give it to my kids, who then start complaining. "Don't eat it then."
They go back to their break while I try to reboot the internet (which turned off when I flipped the circuit breaker). I do that. But now it's a minute before class.

I go out to the 5yo's room and... he's drawn nothing. I get a sob story about white pencils and crayons on paper.
Now I'm enraged, but can't yell at him because his class is about to start. Only the computer, which also went off when I flipped the circuit, won't turn on. I try and try. It won't go on.
He's five minutes late for class before I finally, painfully, interrupt my wife's work meeting asking for help. Turns out the strip plug also flipped off, which I didn't check, and just needed to be turned back on. My wife goes back to the meeting.
... she comes down 20 minutes later, and gracefully encourages me to get off of the floor of the bathroom where I'd been sobbing for 20 minutes.

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28 Jan
Every time you think the @nytimes can't get worse, they take it as a challenge.

There is NO MENTION in this editorial that Trump signed 220 goddamn EOs in 4 years, DWAFING the pace set by previous presidents.

nytimes.com/2021/01/27/opi…
And the reason for that is that this is edit not interested in presenting a well thought out opinion of PRINCIPLE, nor is it actually trying to PERSUADE anybody to do anything, or even rile up "the choir."...

It's just trying to play cowardly both side bullcrap.
The point of this piece, the ONLY point, is to appease the white supremacists and other Republican aligned forces, who complain about the "liberal media."

It's so some fucking guy can go on TV and say "no no no, we've been critical of the Biden administration as well."
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22 Jan
I don't know how to make this point sexy, but when you read Biden's EOs vs Trump's EOs the thing that strikes you most is the COMPETENCE.
Biden's EOs are written in the language of LAW, and STRUCTURE, and like BUREACRACY.
I just cannot emphasize how SHODDY Trump's legal work was. Like the straight legal writing CHOPS of his entire administration was SO BAD.

You'd get a Trump EO and the first 3 hours was just looking at thinking: "what, the hell, is this even SUPPOSED TO DO?"
Biden's EOs are like: "a thing to do this [law]" "which affects the following laws [law law law]" "and revokes the following provisions [law law law]" "in concert with the following [law law law]"

Like, THEY ARE WRITTEN BY PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
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There was a third person to who left "to go skiing."

Or as the media will report it: left for "economic grievances."

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People who've followed me for a while know that I rarely *knowingly* drunk tweet. Unless I'm on a late commuter rail back from the city, which hasn't happen in a while.

So, with that as a disclaimer, I think the inaugural insomnia I and others are experiencing is fucking weird.
Like... WE WON. We SURVIVED. We should be feeling elated. Like, I was in 2009 before Obama. My only concern the night before that was if the *party* I planned for that day would be fun for my guests.

This doesn't feel at all like that.

I think there are two reasons:
1. @chrislhayes made a near-miss car crash analogy tonight, and he talked about the "adrenaline" one gets as one realizes they *almost died.* I think a lot of this right now is just "holy shit, HOLY SHIT THAT MAN ALMOST KILLED US." We're a bit amped from almost not being here.
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15 Jan
Weird to listen to a president talk without constantly begging people to praise and love him.
You guys, I think the President Elect is going to get through this whole thing without blaming Asians and taking no responsibility at all.
Biden has already used a wider vocabulary in this speech than Trump used in four years.
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11 Jan
Final thought of the evening:
As is true with so much other *crime*, if we took violent threats against women seriously, and punished the people when they did it, we'd stop so many of the violent threats against everybody and everything else.
So many of these people, now banned from Twitter for inciting violent acts against the government have, for years, been using their social media to make threats, some veiled, some not even, against women. If you banned them then, you'd wouldn't have needed to ban them now.
And, while we're here, let's not forget that Trump has been accused by 26 women of sexual misconduct, harassment, or rape.

If that was a DEAL BREAKER for people, he would have been gone a long time ago.
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