I would 100% watch a @Netflix show in which Big Bird travels the world to visit all his cousins.
If Big Bird had a cousin in Texas, that anthropomorphic canary would be named Garland. I don't make the rules.
Wow, so many edibles accusations.
You're not wrong but damn.

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26 Jan
Some personal news: I'll be joining @Catholic4Choice as their Director of Communications and Strategy on February 1st. As a Christian and someone deeply committed to pro-choice policies and reproductive health, it's a dream to join this team of brilliant advocates. (1/2)
Catholics for Choice is a pro-choice, pro-LGBTQ, pro-equality org that centers marginalized voices. Our new president @jamielmanson doesn't shy away from tough fights, and I feel grateful to be working for her. I'd like to ask folks for two favors in this next chapter...
1. I would love if you could all follow @Catholic4Choice to keep up with our work.

2. Please consider making a donation to the org through this announcement link. These next few years will be especially tough for repro rights, and we could use your help: catholicsforchoice.salsalabs.org/comms
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Seems like Sen. Schumer's getting a rise out of a lot of people with that "erection" gaffe.
These things happen. No biggie. I expect Sen. Schumer will just ride it out.
It's okay to laugh at this. Don't be so stiff.
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I wrote a lot of pieces in 2020! As we close out the year, I want to share a short list of my favorites. (thread)
In March, while we all watched in horror as the Trump administration botched the initial response to the pandemic, I wrote for @Independent about the bizarre and unjust access many healthy celebrities gained to COVID tests, which were quite scarce. independent.co.uk/voices/coronav…
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I seriously doubt it, but let me explain why I’m doing it. (thread)
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In the past, despite a number of offers, I’ve always declined to monetize my Twitter account because there’s a chance of risking a loss of trust with folks who follow your work. I really admire the people who have made that work, but I didn’t wanna risk it.
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