"Just like Batman, my superpower is 'preparation.' As an example, you'll find that googling my name now returns compromising photos of you. What were you thinking for a start date?"
"See, you say that it's purely hypothetical, yet if you try the doorknob you'll see that you're quite locked in to this conference room. Across the hall, so is your peer. Now then..."
"When asked I offered to have Dr. @nicolefv come give a talk and while she was here determine whether they were a low-performing team. Strangely it never came up again."
Thanks for coming to work with us here at Trashfire Inc. Let me show you around the exciting aspects of our corporate culture!
Okay, you have your badge? You sure you got your ID back from the reception desk? ...sorry, the badge reader is on the fritz again. Try scanning it a few dozen more times. You've almost got it. There you go.
Sorry more folks aren't here to welcome you. This quarter everyone's heads-down on an all-company initiative: writing our performance reviews so we can all fight for the coveted 3% raises that top performers get. We do this every year.
"I hate my job, I'm going to quit and start my own company. How hard can it be?"
Oh so tremendously hard. A thread.
I said this a lot when I was consulting for an agency. "Hey they're billing the client WAY more than they're paying me; I should go direct and capture the margin!"
It's nice work if you can get it, except you can't.
Sales and marketing are actual skills. Customers don't generally fall out of the sky.
If you found a customer to go full time consulting with, you're basically an FTE without a raft of employee protections.
So this has been on my backlog for a while, let's get rid of it. @rseroter wrote an analysis of the various provider offerings' Cloud Shells. I haven't actually read it yet, but let's tear into it.
Let's start by disclaiming two biases. 1) @rseroter directs "Outbound Product Management" at GCP, so he's not exactly objective. 2) AWS's Cloud Shell came out 5 years and 2 months after GCPs, so if it's not "blow the doors off" better, then it failed.
He starts with @GCPcloud's Cloud Shell. I like how it's part of the same view, not a separate window. And you get 5GB of persistent storage to AWS's 1GB. Hmm.
Small typo there: there should really be a GIANT FREAKING ASTERISK next to "free." "Get started" drops me to the sign-in page which is also a bit disconcerting. "Create new account" is hanging out at the bottom.
The copy here could use some love. I'd be willing to bet the majority of first-time users aren't really clear on EC2, S3 they recognize from scary headlines, and "what the hell is a DynamoDB" is the DynamoDB team's motto.
Twitter has helped me in so many different ways; it pains me that the only way I can give back to the platform is "pay it to show ads to people who aren't interested and will block me as a result."
I mean, I'm no @kayvz (who is by all accounts incredibly sharp at this), so most of my ideas are probably terrible, but man are there some great monetization strategies here. A brief thread.
"Pay a quarter to reply to a tweet." That could go to Twitter, part of it could go to me, or it could go to a non-profit I designate. Monetizing reply-guys would be a powerful force for change.
So a thread I've been "meaning to write" for the past few years but somehow always found an excuse to avoid. No more!
My entire career (and life, really) have been shaped by ADHD. The key was finally emphasizing for things I'm good at, while avoiding the things that I'm bad at.
ADHD is a spectrum disorder. Different people have different expressions of it. This is how it affects me; I've never met someone else who had it affect them quite this way.
An analogy that stuck with me is "everyone has to hold 100 marbles at once, but they all have a bag and you don't." Medication gives you a bag with a hole in it. You still drop marbles from time to time, but it's so much better than not having one at all.