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27 Jan
This thread gets it. Details and context are important; stop falling for clickbait headlines and listen to teachers.
Again, the upshot is that there are no great options right now. That horse left the barn last spring. What we have left is the least-worst option. We are approaching *half a million dead* in this country. To fully reopen schools would be murder, full stop.
If you think we should fully reopen schools, I want you to give me your number. Fully reopening means people *will* get sick and some *will* die. So go on record with your number: how many of those deaths are you willing to accept to reopen? Tell us how many lives you'd trade.
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25 Jan
Uni: hey, send us notices of accomplishments so we can market ourselves w/ what our faculty do!
Me in March: OK, cool. I have a book that just came out and I'm doing a bunch of appearances for it
Uni: *10 months of cricket noises*
Colleague, last week: Oh, you wrote a book?
Uni: hey, keep sending us those accomplishments! We're proud of our faculty!
Me: does 8 keynotes, chosen as scholar-in-residence for another college, book becomes amazon bestseller & ends up on "best of 2020" higher ed lists, signs contract 4 next book
Uni: *more cricket noises*
Uni: hey email us your accomplishments!
Me: ok...
Uni: Oh, cool. Thanks for getting our name out in so many places!
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Me: appears on three national higher ed forums, gives several community talks, workshops
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Y'all talk about personal accountability, the rule of law, principled leadership. You blame everyone else's "culture" for systemic social and economic problems. You say "facts don't care about your feelings," but cry like babies when confronted w evidence of systemic racism 2/5
If you're a Republican, you built this. And if you think there should be an alternative, if it's "not your party anymore," then do what you've told everyone else to do for decades: pull yourself up by your bootstraps, take personal responsibility, and do the fucking work. 3/5
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You "move forward" and "let the past be the past" now, and in 10 years someone's gonna be playing the role of Paul Von Hindenburg appointing Josh Hawley chancellor.
I mean, this is why we are where we are. Because white elites refuse to hold other white elites accountable. amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/j…
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