Thread by @BGrueskin

I'm not a lawyer, but I think this lawyer might not be doing a good job today of being a lawyer

"When you're driving down the street and you look over at your wife and you say, 'hey you know what, that guy is about to drive through the red light and kill that person...'"

"Senators of the United States... they're not ordinary people. They're extraordinary people in the technical sense of extraordinary people."

WHERE IS HE GOING WITH THIS?

This is what you get when your lawyer realizes he isn't getting paid upfront.

IS THE CAT LAWYER AVAILABLE

Has he mentioned Trump's name yet?

Is anyone else getting a sense of how Bill Cosby's lawyers managed to convince Castor not to prosecute.

The most amazing thing about this is, Castor is occasionally reading from notes.

"I don't want to steal the thunder from the other lawyers"

With all due respect, this is the least of your problems

"I'll be quite frank with you. We changed what we were going to do on account that we thought the House managers' presentation was well done."

So that's the excuse? It does make more sense now

Kind of rude for David Schoen not to compliment that warmup act.

"Bruce Castor’s opening statement in defense of former President Donald Trump was one of the worst presentations I have ever seen by a public speaker, in any context."

Via @Timodc

thebulwark.com/bruce-castor-t…

Dershowitz on Castor: “There is no argument; I have no idea what he’s doing. I have no idea why he’s saying what he's saying.”

politicalwire.com/2021/02/09/der…

After seeing Castor’s woeful performance, “On a scale of one to 10, with 10 being the angriest, Mr. Trump ‘was an eight’”

Via @maggieNYT

nytimes.com/2021/02/09/us/…

“In 30 years, I’ve never seen such good lawyering juxtaposed against such bad lawyering”

— @gtconway3d via @CNN