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15 Feb, 5 tweets, 1 min read
the democrats are a large coalition that earned the most votes in presidential history with one of its most progressive platforms in the modern era.
people who repeatedly failed to reign in the gop are addicted to lecturing democrats on what they have to do
come on
this guy fundamentally doesnt want democrats to support progressive things, but progressive things are popular and good for america
they basically want a democratic party that looks like mitt romney circa 2012

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17 Feb
in the early days of mmfa we were the first ones to actually listen to limbaugh and report back to people on it. literally nobody had ever bothered to do it before in a systematic daily way.
and one of the most hilarious (not actually) bits was whenever we would inevitably report on his racism, misogyny, or straight up lying, he and his cult followers would insist you had to be there for all 3 hrs of his horrific show to "get it."
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17 Feb
to be honest the real disney villain prequel i want is "scar: before the mark."

get into the psychology of why he hates his brother so much he'd kill him, his complicated identity issues where he identifies more with hyenas, how that accent developed. disney i am available.
"Meet your new cubs: Mufasa... and Scar."

SCAR (whispered)
I'm going to kill him some day...
"It's like The Crown, but for lions" - me pitching Disney+ on my Scar series
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17 Feb
They are still doing palace intrigue reporting for 45, even though hes no longer in the palace. What's the excuse now?
"A source familiar tells the Times that Trump took two dumps today, one that could be characterized as 'major,' while the second, though considerably righteous, did not rise to the level of a major bathroom event. I have a Pulitzer."
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17 Feb
"deregulation nation"
"Baby gates as firewood? That's what happens in the deregulated America Republicans want for you and your family" - the opening monologue on my mythical liberal cable news show on Libnet
"In America, baby gates are to protect children, to keep them safe, but when Republicans are allowed to deregulate everything, they become firewood to keep us warm. Because the lights are out. And your family is freezing."

(could do it in that same sing-song cadence as Tucker)
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its like they cut and paste these from 2009 and expect nobody to notice. rinse + repeat bs.
its just always the same shitty take and they just rearrange the words a little bit Image
heres what happened with the last democratic-led stimulus that republicans and conservatives said wouldn't work. im tired of this. they lost the argument. theyre always wrong. Image
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"The deregulation death continues to climb as snowstorms hit America's heartland, we tackle the issue... next"
"So you're saying all of this death and disaster could have been avoided with just a few lines of regulation. And Republicans obstructed it. Amazing. *Looks at camera*" - me hosting my 9pm show on Libnet
"It's just a few lines of text, but Gov. Abbott preferred to go to fancy six-figure cocktail party with his friends at the NRA and rock star Ted Nugent. And now Texans are dead. Wow."
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