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17 Feb, 8 tweets, 2 min read
Puppy serial killer, rebooted with inspiring Grrrl Power
she broke through the glass ceiling in the puppy skinning biz - with pizazz!
The Disney origin story we really need is the whole Donald Duck pantsless-with-nephews situation. Also wtf is up with Goofy & Pluto
I've never been able to decide if Goofy and Pluto's relationship is a coded glorification of slavery, or a consensual BDSM thing
Apparently even puppy murderers have stans
LEAVE CRUELLA ALONE
And FYI it's "drunk internet nobody" tyvm
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If I've learned anything from Twitter, it's that getting a retweet from Ben Shapiro guarantees hearing from a broad cross-section of angry lunatics

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17 Feb
Ever notice politics turns your soul into a fetid abyss of hate
Perhaps we can restore American unity across the political divide behind the idea that maybe RBG and Rush Limbaugh are together burning in hell
*FTR I have never celebrated anyone's death with the exception of Osama Bin Laden
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17 Feb
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IIRC the "dispute" in question was like 6 days ago when the coauthor of this piece gleefully tweeted her plan to eavesdrop on a Clubhouse room, did so, lied about what someone said there, and was forced into a correction and apology.

But maybe I misremember things in my dotage
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15 Feb
The window kamikaze birds are back
PLEASE NOTE: this is not a request for advice, I have tried everything you can think of to dissuade them
The last wave of attacks was Cedar Waxwings, which are nature's fermented berry-eating drunken idiots, so at least it was somewhat understandable. This wave is some kind of sparrows, who seem to belong to to some organized avian death cult
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OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA D..... nevermind
I will never complain about the weather in Austin Texas, for I am intimately familiar with the alternatives
*and that goes for summer, too. I will take 105 F over -5 F. Any. F'in. Day.
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11 Feb
New #DavePoll: lawsuits, what's your experience?
*can't vote in my own poll, but put me down as "neither"
**every couple of years I get a notice informing me I am qualified for a $0.47 check from some rando class action suit, but I've never cashed one
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4 Feb
Don't want to discount Mr McKenzie's skill, but pretty sure these are Maytag (yep the washing machine people) toy racers, with customized bodies and stretched frames. If I'm right, the earliest the pics are is 1934. #DavesCarIDService
*between 1934 and 1941 Maytag made these very exclusive toy racers in Newton Iowa, powered by a gasoline washing machine engine. Not surprisingly these are hella rare; not many people had the money to buy their kid such a fancy toy during the Depression.
yes, you heard that right: a *gasoline* washing machine engine. Maytag made 1 and 2 cylinder versions. Prior to rural electrification, these were popular with farm families. My grandma had one, and my dad collected a few.
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