An anthology show that is just dead pilots, and at the end of the season the most popular one gets a series order
BUT they all draw from one pool of actors
I don’t know if it would work but screenwriters would need a lot less therapy
A lot of people are confusing this idea with Amazon’s old game of making a bunch of new pilots and then ordering the most successful after a trial period. I submit you don’t understand the heartbreak and madness screenwriters go through with a dead pilot.
Imagine spending anywhere from 6 months to 2 years working on a pilot. Now a pilot’s not just a pilot, it’s an introduction to a whole world and a whole bunch of people you’re asking viewers to invest in for years. You research. You write bibles. You write season arcs.
You outline the script. You write the script. You write the script fourteen times. Now your reps like it. YES!Now it’s out to development and prodcos. YES! Now it’s pitched to networks. YES! And all this time you’re getting notes and incorporating them and attaching talent. YES!
And anywhere, at any point along that line, one of those YESses becomes a no, you’re dead. Oh sure, you can pitch it other places. But we know the casualty rates. And aallllll that work, that entire universe you’ve built, those people you built to be as compelling as possible...
Let me tell you. It’s something significantly more painful than romantic heartbreaking. More along the lines of your Alderaan blowing up. Dead pilots are murder on your brain. They live inside you, screaming to get out.
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Everyone claims your 30s-40s are where you really “grow into yourself” and nah, it’s 0-10 and you really are that fucking weirdo the rest of your life
“Growth” is that you stop trying to put moths in your mouth and licking bricks even though you still think about it a lot, be happy you got that far
For evidence I submit that in the pandemic a lot of grown-ups could’ve used the lockdown to indulge in grown-up pursuits like studying art history or reading Kant, and mostly we’ve just eaten cereal and bread with butter and watched cartoons.
I want to make a movie about the white lady passive aggressive interrogation that is happening right now to root out which of the lovelies ratted like a damn champ
If we did not live in a misogynist society this would have as many greenlit projects as the GameStop story by dawn
I grew up in the wine country. Let me tell you, when rich white moms get mad at each other? It is a lot like CIA interrogations before we pretended there were laws.
What if- I know this is crazy - but what if - I know, I know, just stay with me - but WHAT IF we let some women direct shows and movies about iconic female characters
It’s bananas, I know it’s just a bit of silly talk, after all if you put a woman behind the camera and a woman in front of the camera there’s a 64% chance the camera will explode but it would be such a TWIST
I just feel like I see so many things that are ANNE OF CLEVES directed by Joe Manguy! CLEOPATRA directed by Harold von Dude! THE ADVENTURES OF YOUNG PRINCESS LEIA written and directed by Penis McManMan!